Gokul's gokarting with chennai buses...

This describes the journey back to IITM from vandaloor zoo.
Date:04/09/2010
Persons Involved:gokul,Bala,Manikanta and karthik (I am obvious)

PreScript:Before starting to the zoo ,inspite of the repeated assurances from Manikanta that we will be back in insti by 4 PM, our pal goutham was busy with some acads work and couldnt turn up.So he finally dropped off.But it was me who was jumping with joy on the sidelines as i was planning to play football that evening after a long time.

But what exactly happened was we were back by 6:15 PM thanks to some quick feet thinking by gokul..What actually happened was

We started return journey from Vandaloor zoo around 4:15.Caught a bus.BPC was sleeping at the front of the bus and we were all at the back.Then suddenly at one stop gokul said this is where we should get down.We just followed him and did what he asked to do.We all got down and dragged BPC out of his dreams and he too got down...

BPC acted like as if he was forcibly put into a dream by gokul(inspired from inception) nd he believed that all that he was dreaming abt in the bus was reality and we getting down at that bus stop was THE dream.

Then gokul realized that we have to walk for a short while from the bus stand where we've got down to get share autos to insti..So we followed him till thr and we all realized very late that "a short while" meant for 25 mins.Then finally my long spell of puzzling trying to understand BPC's bamboozlement was solved when we were taken to the bus stop by where according to him we will get buses or autos to the insti ( i mean IIT our destination).The bus we got down will actually pass through this very bus stop/point what gokul was telling all along...
That's the reason BPC was unable to accept the reality that we got down at that bus stop not this and the funniest thing is he knew this all along..But it was gokul who he have to object against...And he just couldn't.



So all hail Gokul...

Chicken or Egg ......

Disclaimer: All the comparisons and qustions raised in this blogpost are completely apt and valid. Any disapproval from your side will result in your prohibhition from this blog premises.Beware. If you are not part of the Gogu batch you would just be as bamboozled as an IITian sitting in an arts class :P . You are forewarned.

I am sure you might have heard of the Chicken or Egg Syndrome at some point of time.I ve recently started thinking about one such phenomenon.

CATerpillar palnned a family day on 22nd Aug ,Sunday where I can accompany two of my family members.I ve asked Goutham and Manikanta to come along with me which they straight away accpeted.:P And arrived the Sunday where we have to be at the office by 10 15 and I've informed the same to both.
It's 8 30 and i woke up both of em.I woke up goutham once again by calling him at 9 when he said he woken up and getting ready.I HAVE to be at the office by 10:30 to fulfil the transportation organizing responsiblity for an hour.I can't afford to be late in that sort of situation.
So I've went to my room from insti and got ready by 10:10 and called Mani."Deyy come fast we have to be there by 10:20" shouted on Mani. Cometh the occasion cometh the man.

"Rey goutham is just going to bathroom " replied coolly manikanta..

From then I've been thinking seriously about this
Alak or Punctuality? Which came first, Punctuality?, or is it Alak?
The Three Musketeers from Alak time and time again did this.They will always go to the bathroom the moment WE (including me :P) reach the bus stop.I wonder when they are gonna change?

ALAK or PUNCTUALITY?

PS: After reading this everyone will satrt anti campaigning against me saying that I am too always late, just like our accused Indian Politicians do.I beg you all not to believe them.

Dey Maccha Put Intro...

Hello there macchas....(If you are a tam, maccha is part of IITM lingo used for buddy or dude and it's just apt using it here).Through this and the subsequent series of blogs to follow I am going to save some (oh heck ,all of em) of the most wonderful times I've spent at IITM in my blog in HTML format , like Dumbledore saved his memories in pensieve.(I know one of the worsssht comparisons ) . This series of blogs are sructured like, one memorbale incident will be presented in each blog, as you can be so kind as to understand that the mischiefs we did and the fun we had are so large and huge both in quality and quantity that i cannot possibly present them to you all in one blog.

Before starting off, I have to make a confession that I am an amateur writer .So I beg you all to please bear with my writing style if i have any.From the above paragraph I realized that I use, very frequently , many unnecessary and limitless exaggerations, sudden out of blue digressions, some of the all time worsssht comparisons you might have ever seen.I intend to use them thoroughly and i beg you to bear with all of em. (I hope you aren’t such a lousy reader to have missed the first one above) .

One more starting note .In IITM or as a matter of that , in any college life you might have had many friends, but there will be one group where you asscoiate yourself more compared to your other friends whose company will be like a second home to you. But i feel i am terribly lucky to have been associated with two such.Now in this introductory blog I am gonna introduce you to those who made my life at IITM one of most treasured times of my life.Thanks to you aaaaalll...

Here they comeeee....

First I will start with Gogu batch as we were called by the others ....

Kyasa -He is the numero uno of our batch..I guest that’ll unanimous.

Sadu ‘sacrifice’ sandeep :P The name says it all.Will always stand in the first in the line to cut his head off so that his friends, we can gain ---- NOTHING :D

Cul Sec :P Though its all our efforts that he got "THAT" result then. (None else introductions needed i guess )

Kodali - He who must not be named.Shhh

MadEye Madan -Mr. Omniscient (or atleast that's what he feels about himself. Also can be called as Mr.Manager - He who manages from financial stuff to tiny little details like where shall we go next,where shall we eat next,where shall we next sleep,shit,fuck etc....,

Palas (The Romeo...You have to see the way Palas and Madan bicker with each other which will defintely make you wonder are they Wife and Husband? I personally feel the latter are much better.That's the reason he should be mentioned right next to Madan.Or else its so logicless as HP series ending in Harry Potter getting killed and lost to Voldemort.

Sorry dude, I can’t help the comparisons.

Manikanta -The only one who made something worthy of his life even spending 4 years with us.His significant achievement is he had a crush on She who must not named and being able to confess it before ALL of us.

McDonalds Madhu (McDonalds was for rhyming.. He is such a big food lover that if he has company ( by company i meant not any chumma chemcha, only madan who can compete on his terms) , he can and will eat Non-Veg(any creatures s meat in any form :P) non-stop for 7 days a week. Alternate option i suggest is KFC Madhu, Mutton Madhu ...so oooon

You see I am always trying to follow rhyming. That’s the amateur in me reaching new levels of amateurishness.

Microcontroller Mapathi -The rumour has it that In his second and third years, for masturbating, he touched upon microcontroller more number of times than his d**k.

Goutham –Mr.Popcorn He will be bursting with enthusiasm at the start of every sem just like pop corn keeps when popping all over the place when it's getting ready but when we he gets to the end of it he will be as lethargic as all of us. That's how i satisfy myself though the truth is far from it....

Kitty ..It will make justice to kityy only if his introduction is in telugu as spoke by him

.Vvveedi cheyilo ki ek coke seesa pedhithe pakkala ammayi nood ga poyina dhekkhadu.

Translation to ORDINARY telugu :-Veedi chethilo oka Coke bottle pedithe pakka nunchi ammayi naduchukuntoo vellina choodadu.

This is in brief about kitty. His telugu, or atleast that's he claims the language he speaks is, was always a mystery to all of us or atleast for long period of time Mixes telangana telugu with maharashtra hindi and invented one of the worsssht hybrids i have ever heard.

Guest appearances :

Srinivas Naik :- After blessing us with his presence for 1 year he turned into a CS geek. After that, all we got from him was his CS username and password and everyone used it like a whore to do tunneling and connect to the net through CS server.

Bhattu potti bala Phani chand :- Came to chennai for doing his PS in our 7^th sem and thats all his cameo in IITM is limited to.

Finally Story, Screen Play, Music, Direction and Production

Vem aka Dixcy aka Avinash aka Bhayya . ( Acceding to fans demands I ve decided to give someone the opprotunity to write about me and Manikanta won the bumper offer).

Ok guys, from here I, Manikanta will be taking u forward. Dont say phew! as vem will be back after a couple of lines. Well, you must have guessed rightly that this is his intro. Vem ‘chandler’ Avinash : A football geek and a guy who can make fun of you even in the worst possible conditions . Legend has it that no one can match him in his satires in the whole insti except maybe gokul when is in full form(his intros of us above should be proof enough!). Few people know that he is a very sentimental person.

Thank you one and all for making four years of my stay at IITM, most cherished times of my life.Missing you all very dearly.... :(